let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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