I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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