My nipple is on Facebook.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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