Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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