I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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