whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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