I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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