i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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