There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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