i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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