Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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