i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so let's talk penis.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
