is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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