Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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