I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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