i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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