last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
