I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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