Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Randomize
