i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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