i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
