that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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