I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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