she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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