Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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