Nicole vs. Life
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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