all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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