Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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