You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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