Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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