In the future we'll all be gay
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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