There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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