I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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