Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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