I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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