I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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