There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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