i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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