doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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