Everything about him screamed your future.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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