Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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