frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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