I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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