There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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