He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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