i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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