she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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