U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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