let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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