Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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