He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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