"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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