Just cropdusted the office
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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