sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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