Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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