I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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