you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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