Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
