The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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