Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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