All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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