Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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