Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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